It has been one of the wildest offseason’s in NFL history thus far. Free agency action was hot and heavy, but has since subsided, leaving a wake of aftershocks. Tom Brady retired and wrote a book about it, then unretired and made the Buccaneers contenders again. Crazy trades and record-setting contracts have become the norm as the draft approaches, where eight teams now have multiple first round picks.
The only way to describe this offseason is that the NFL is drunk, but it’s refusing to leave the bar and the bartender keeps pouring. The Dallas Cowboys have done their part in the chaos.
The Cowboys’ offseason, summarized
The franchise traded their top receiver, Amari Cooper, for a bag of footballs, botched the re-signing of their top priority free agent in Randy Gregory, and released one of the better right tackles in the league in La’el Collins.
It hasn’t been all bad news though, the Cowboys convinced defensive coordinator Dan Quinn to stay, got defensive end DeMarcus…